T-Rex: The most frequent question sex advice columnists get asked is "How do I set up a threesome?" You have to risk the embarrassment and just ask: the worst they can say is "no"! And then they can get really freaked out and not want to be your friend anymore.
T-Rex: It can get pretty bad and embarrassing, I gotta say!
T-Rex: But it's a risk you've got to take, as there exists, unfortunately, no secret word for sexy times.
Dromiceiomimus: What are you talking about? Yes there is. Nobody told you?
T-Rex: What?
Dromiceiomimus: Oh my god. Forget I said anything.
T-Rex: Holy crap. There IS a way to ask for threesomes and not risk anything?
Utahraptor: No, no!
Utahraptor: There totally isn't. If there WAS such a secret word, then everyone would be having some really fun and satisfying weekends!
T-Rex: How was your weekend, Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: Oh, really fun and sa- um, I mean... "boring"?
Utahraptor: Boring is a thing weekends used to be, right?
T-Rex's head: *pop*
T-Rex: Utahraptor if you heard that it was the sound of my brain exploding at the thought of a lifetime of missed sexy opportunities
T-Rex: This is where my story ends
