Narrator: CLASSICS OF WESTERN LITERATURE COMICS
Narrator: now performed by DINOSAURS
T-Rex: To be or not to be...
T-Rex: That is THE question!
T-Rex: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...
Dromiceiomimus: ...or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and, by opposing, end them?
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: To die, to sleep - no more!
T-Rex: And by "a sleep" we say we end the heartache -
Utahraptor: - AND the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to!
Utahraptor: 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
T-Rex: To die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream... Ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil?
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
Off panel: EXCUSE ME
Off panel: monologues are usually performed by one person, T-REX