Narrator: T-REX IN:
Narrator: "MY FRIED CHICKEN CYCLE"
T-Rex: Oh daaaaaamn! I'm at the absolute peak of my fried chicken cycle, dudes!
T-Rex: Every eight months or so I really really want some fried chicken, the greasier the better. Then, I eat the fried chicken, and THEN, that itch is totally scratched! But it never lasts, and my desire begins to grow again, culminating eight months later, when guys, I could SERIOUSLY go for some fried chicken.
Utahraptor: What happens if you don't eat any fried chicken?
T-Rex: The cycle continues regardless!
T-Rex: It's a force of nature. I'm actually proud of it, because most men don't know what having a mammalian menstrual cycle is like - but I do! You know what it's like?
Utahraptor: What's it like?
T-Rex: It is entirely analogous to wanting some delicious fried chicken, once every two-thirds of a year.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: What the heck, Oxford English Dictionary?!
T-Rex: I could've SWORN that "unsay" was something a person can actually do.
