T-Rex: Hey, here's a fact! Power ballads are the best sort of ballads. FACT.

Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS
Narrator: today's songs:
Narrator: POWER BALLADS

Narrator: "I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE"
T-Rex: Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes have had the times of their respective lives! They're each the one thing the other can't get enough of - this could be love, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, but they've probably both felt this way before.
T-Rex: NEVER!!

Narrator: "I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT"
Utahraptor: It's pretty much all in the title. Dude died tonight. In your arms!
T-Rex: INTENSE!

Narrator: "TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART"
T-Rex: Once upon a time Bonnie Tyler was falling in love, but now she's only falling apart!
Utahraptor: Is there anything she can do?
T-Rex: Hello?? It's a total eclipse of the heart!
Utahraptor: Ah, so there's nothing she can do.

Narrator: "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"
T-Rex: Lou Gramm wants to know what love is. He also wants to feel what love is. Finally, he wants YOU to show him what love is.
T-Rex: Lou Gramm, ladies and gentlemen!