Narrator: HI! HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT COULD GO RIGHT TODAY!
T-Rex: Yes! Unbridled optimism appears to be the order of the day!
Narrator: YOUR RESPIRATION MIGHT BE UNINTERRUPTED!
T-Rex: Nice!
Narrator: YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM MIGHT NOT SUFFER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE, LEAVING EVERY ONE OF THE CELLS INSIDE YOUR BODY TO SILENTLY DIE!
T-Rex: Excellent! Go, circulatory system!
T-Rex: Keep on not suffering catastrophic failures!
Narrator: YOUR BRAIN MIGHT NOT STOP FUNCTIONING IN A WAY WE CANNOT DIAGNOSE.
T-Rex: I love it when that doesn't happen!
Utahraptor: Me too!
Narrator: AND FINALLY, YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM MIGHT NOT START RUNNING IN "FULL REVERSE"
T-Rex: Hah! Wow, I - I don't even know what form that would take.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: But at least it hasn't happened yet!!
T-Rex: Wait a minute, that brain one is ambiguous! Do you mean my brain might NOT stop functioning, or that it might CONTINUE to function in an undiagnosable way?
Narrator: THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS IS OVER. NOW IS THE TIME FOR UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM
T-Rex: okay
