T-Rex: "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains - a pretty violent image there! I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it..."

T-Rex: "...maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem!"

Dromiceiomimus: Come on, T-Rex. That's plagiarized. That's a Jerry Seinfeld joke.
T-Rex: I know, I know! But he's a funny guy, right? And I was thinking: maybe if I told his jokes, I could get inside his head and understand how he comes up with them. Act like Seinfeld in order to become Seinfeld, you know?
Dromiceiomimus: I guess?

Utahraptor: This still sounds like an elaborate excuse for plagiarisms!
T-Rex: It's really not meant to be!

T-Rex: INCIDENTALLY, Utahraptor, somebody just gave me a shower radio! Do I really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
Utahraptor: Yeah. It was funny when Seinfeld said it a decade ago!
T-Rex: Come on! It's the exact same joke!!

Narrator: PUBLIC SPEAKING:
T-Rex: Thank you all for listening today. I'm told to always go out on a joke, so here's a classic Seinfeld gag for you: "Newman!"
T-Rex: Wait, no. "Newman."
T-Rex: "NEWMAN."
T-Rex: Yes. There it is!