Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS "WOULDN'T IT BE NICE" BY THE BEACH BOYS
T-Rex: The Beach Boys... well, it seems the Beach Boys wish they were older, living together, and sleeping with each other.

T-Rex: They describe such a scenario as "nice"!

T-Rex: Other scenarios they describe as "nice" include all five Beach Boys waking up together, spending the day together, and then holding each other close. They also wish their kisses were neverending, as that would be nice, and they wish they were all married, because if they were married, they'd be happy. "Wouldn't [that] be nice?", they ask each other in the chorus, largely rhetorically.

Utahraptor: They're talking to a GIRL, T-Rex, not each other!
T-Rex: So heteronormative!

T-Rex: Listen, if there's a group of people on stage and they start out throwing out "wouldn't it be nice if WE were older"s, I don't imagine a hypothetical female third party! I look at THEM.
Utahraptor: They address later lyrics to "baby"!
T-Rex: That is an audience member baby, acting as SCRIBE.

Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS "SURF CITY" BY THE BEACH BOYS
T-Rex: After moving in together, the Beach Boys take a trip to Surf City, where there's two women for every man!
T-Rex: It's difficult to reconcile the events in this song with established Beach Boys canon