T-Rex: I like people who have sexual fetishes that can't possibly be realized using existing technology.

T-Rex: This is what I like!

T-Rex: For example: guys who get off on being inflated like balloons and then floating away. Hah hah! So much for realizing THAT desire, Chuckles! Skin isn't that elastic and people aren't positively buoyant in air, my friend!!

Utahraptor: I think Chuckles would know that!
T-Rex: Probably! He is rhetorical!

T-Rex: But I guess what I like about Chuckles and his fetish is that it's so impossible, so doomed. He's got this sexual ideal that he'll never reach! He's like the guy who gets turned on by entropy decreasing in a closed system.
Utahraptor: Too bad for him!

T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Holy crap, where did that entropy idea come from? Entropy decreasing in a closed system is so WRONG. So... NAUGHTY.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Aw, man!! Am I a dude who gets turned on by descrambling an egg?

August 9th, 2007: My brother Victor's art show is opening tonight at the Resistor Gallery in Toronto at 7 pm! You should come! He asked me to post this picture of one of his paintings but be careful because it has breasts in it. It also has Krang in it though!!

Joey and Emily of A Softer World have been doing comics daily lately! They are very good.

One time Joey put me in a "sleeper hold" in New York City, and I almost passed out. Thanks a lot Joey Comeau of A Softer World Dot Com.

One year ago today: i have the best job in the world

– Ryan