T-Rex: I wonder what it's like, being an attractive woman. Would I be tired of guys coming up and talking to me just because I'm pretty? Or would I rather find it flattering?
Narrator: WHAT IF T-REX WERE A CHICK COMICS
Dromiceiomimus: You'd also have to deal with sexual prejudice, T-Rex! All your bragging about your sexual prowess and "memorable lovemaking techniques" would probably make people think you're kind of slutty!
T-Rex: No!
Dromiceiomimus: Yes! Some people, anyway.
T-Rex: But - I'm not slutty!
Utahraptor: Well, you talk like you are, sometimes!
Utahraptor: You're always all, "Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome!" You should make yourself a shirt that says that and wear it all the time.
T-Rex: I would honestly wear a shirt that says that.
Utahraptor: I know! That's totally why I'm suggesting it.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE IS AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN:
T-Rex: Spring break!!
