T-Rex: You know what would answer the very important question of "who is the manliest?"
T-Rex: None other than a manliness contest! Heck yes!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I'm so manly that I crack open walnuts for old ladies with my pectoral muscles! Dromiceiomimus: Oh yeah? I'M so manly that I manage my emotional output, plus I swim all the way up waterfalls! T-Rex: We both understand we're using manliness as an archetype, and that your claims to manliness do not reflect upon your ideas of femininity, or of normative gender. In any case!
T-Rex: I'm so manly that I pound nails into the wall with my bare hands! Utahraptor: Oh yeah?
Utahraptor: Well I'M so manly that I use my bare hands to pound them out from the other side! T-Rex: Oh yeah? Well I'M so manly that I do that too, WHILE IMPREGNATING MY GIRLFRIEND.
T-Rex: Pretty manly! T-Rex: AND pretty consequential!
What are the haps my friends
extraordinary claims require extraordinary shirts
This comic is from August 5th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
