T-Rex: I'm thinking of becoming a guy who says "it's no big deal for me" after statements that are, objectively, not a big deal for anyone.

T-Rex: It would, I believe, be no big deal for me!

Dromiceiomimus: I'm thinking of becoming a guy who says corrects people on conflating "infer" and "imply", but: I'll always be WRONG.
T-Rex: Oh damn!
Dromiceiomimus: And if I'm called out I'll say "usage changes over time", despite having been the one who introduced corrections!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, this is OUTSTANDING.

Utahraptor: I'm might become a guy who says "better out than in, am I right?" when he toots!
T-Rex: Eh.

Utahraptor: But I'll also say it when I burp, or vomit, or - look, if anything, and I mean anything, leaves my body, I'm saying "better out than in, am I right?" AS IT IS HAPPENING. You'll hear it muttered from the bathroom stall next to you. I'll glance at others at the urinal and SAY IT FOR THEM.

Off panel: Over time, my "am I right?"s are going to become more and more lost, desperate... DESPAIRING.
T-Rex: DAMN. You win today's Worst New Guy competition!
T-Rex and off panel: A CONTEST WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE STARTED.