T-Rex: James Bond, who was in the public domain in Canada, shouted in cool terror.

T-Rex: He was being chased by MY superspy character, Angola Maldives!!

T-Rex: While the two of them WERE broadly similar, an important thing to remember is that Angola could do anything Bond could do, but 25% cooler. So if Bond fired a gun, Angola fired a gun while kissing a lady! If Bond disarmed a nuke, Angola disarmed a nuke while kissing a DUDE. DAAAAMN, Angola! Can ANYONE resist your charms??
T-Rex: The answer is no.

Utahraptor: Okay, but I've written a James Bond story where he's FIFTY percent cooler than established Bond!
T-Rex: WHAT?! No!

Utahraptor: Yep! He kisses TWO ladies while firing guns and kisses THREE dudes while disarming nukes.
T-Rex: Damn, that's the proper exchange rate too! Frig. Okay, well, Angola can shoot lasers out of his eyes now.
Utahraptor: Bond too. And HIS laser eyes are CONSTANT.

Off panel: So everything he looks at dies: a powerful metaphor for the terrible cost spycraft hath wrought in his personal life.
T-Rex: Damn. That says a lot.
Off panel: And when he blasts you with his laser eyes he says "EYES to see you."
T-Rex: OH DAMN