Narrator: CLASSIC WORKS OF LITERATURE COMICS
T-Rex: Oh sure! I can summarize a great play or novel, no problem! Just let me get my notes and I'll -

Narrator: FROM MEMORY
T-Rex: Oh dang!

Narrator: TODAY'S CLASSIC WORK OF LITERATURE: ANNA KARENINA
T-Rex: Uh, all families are happy, unless they're unhappy, in which case they're all a little different in the ways they're unhappy.
Dromiceiomimus: That certainly is a worse version of the famous first line of that novel!

Utahraptor: All good versions are alike, all bad versions are bad in their own way?
T-Rex: Yes! Thank you!

T-Rex: Anyway in this story there's a - I wanna say FAMILY, and they got some problems, and boy if you read this book then you've got their problems now too! Now you get to worry about the troubles of some imaginary people! Your life is going so well that you needed some made-up trubs, huh?? Just for funsies?

Off panel: You could admit you don't remember the book instead of trying to attack the very IDEA of fiction.
T-Rex: FICTION IS A SCAM AND I'VE GOT ENOUGH FEELINGS TO FEEL ALREADY!!
T-Rex: TOO MANY, UTAHRAPTOR
T-Rex: HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO