Narrator: TEN YEARS AGO:
Off panel: T-Rex, I am a real doctor. Here is your tetanus shot. You'll need to get it again in 10 years.
T-Rex: NOT A PROBLEM!!

Narrator: TEN YEARS AGO BUT A FEW MINUTES LATER:
T-Rex: WAIT, THIS IS ACTUALLY A PROBLEM!!

T-Rex: Let's be honest: it's 100% guaranteed that I'm not going to remember an appointment for a decade! And I'd lose any piece of paper I wrote down a reminder on.
Dromiceiomimus: How about a calendar website or program?
T-Rex: Dude, I don't still use a single piece of software I used 10 years ago! That trend seems likely to continue.
Dromiceiomimus: I guess... a Facebook event?

Narrator: TODAY:
T-Rex: Oh God! We gotta get tetanus shots AND we're still using Facebook a decade later!
Utahraptor: We messed up!!

Utahraptor: We built a WORLD NETWORK of infinite potential, and then used it to make some SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBZONE and were like "ah yes, this is the ultimate use of the internet. No more sites need be made, for this is what Sir Tim had in mind when he first dared protocol the transfer of hypertext. We got it in one, everybody."

Narrator: LATER, GETTING COUPLE'S TETANUS SHOTS:
T-Rex: I'll say it, Utahraptor: no site should have a life of more than 10 years!
Off panel: T-Rex, your personal homepage has been online for -
T-Rex: No site I dislike should have a life of more than 10 years!!