T-Rex: Authors! Struggling to name your main character? May I suggest the name...

T-Rex: ...GUNN??

T-Rex: It works especially well if the character has a lot of guns!!
Dromiceiomimus: First name or last name?
T-Rex: Either, or if you're not a coward: BOTH.

Utahraptor: Is this like when a character named "John Cooper" also repairs casks or barrels?
T-Rex: NO!

T-Rex: Because you need to be a WORD NERD to know what a cooper is, but thanks to society, everyone knows what a gun is! And also, it's misspelled which makes it extra cool, like when a character is named "Max Payne" or "Lotta Blud" or "Biggie Gunn" or "Max Gunn" or "Tommy Gunn" or --

T-Rex: -- oh my god, Tommy Gunn!!
Off panel: The name's already used by both a real-life porn star, and a character in the much-maligned Rocky V.
T-Rex: THAT ONLY HEIGHTENS THE RAW UNBRIDLED POWER OF THE NAME "TOMMY GUNN"??