T-Rex: Imagine you're someone who's really great at solving crimes. Like you're just - you're just incredible.
T-Rex: Like on an average day you've deduced three times before breakfast!!
Dromiceiomimus: That's way more than the amount of deducing I'VE ever done before breakfast on a normal day!
T-Rex: EXACTLY! Imagine you're someone who sees a puzzle and is like "I wonder...?" and then several minutes later you've made more progress on it than the average person would.
Utahraptor: The dream!
T-Rex: TRULY the dream.
T-Rex: But here's the catch - no matter how good you are at solving crimes in real life, you'll never be as good as Sherlock Holmes is in fiction. And even if you WERE, all someone would need to do is write a story where he solves the same crime faster than you, and BAM. Ruined.
T-Rex: People always talk about how fiction inspires them but honestly it's real demotivational.
Off panel: You know, this kinda reminds me about the story of the tortoise and the hare.
T-Rex: It illustrates what I'm talking about even clearer??
T-Rex: OH GOD
