Narrator: SOCIAL DISTANCING DAY 1:
T-Rex: Hah hah I'm ALREADY socially distant from everyone!
T-Rex: Hah hah

Narrator: DAY 2:
T-Rex: Hah hah I've been training to stay at home and not see anyone my ENTIRE LIFE!!

Narrator: DAY 5:
T-Rex: I have set up these cardboard cutouts of my friends around my house so I don't feel so alone!
T-Rex: What's that, Cardboard Dromiceiomimus? You betting I'm gonna strew audio logs and single pages from my diary around the room, like in video games?
T-Rex: Hah hah, guilty as charged!!

Narrator: DAY 8:
T-Rex: My only problem(s) have to do with you interrupting my stomping, crazy Cardboard Utahraptor.

Narrator: DAY 15:
T-Rex: You're not the same, Cardboard Utahraptor.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME

Narrator: DAY 18:
T-Rex: Dear Audio Diary: I regret eating Cardboard Utahraptor, for several distinct yet adjacent reasons!!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: This may be my last entry