T-Rex: All right, brain: this is it. I've fed you glucose for LITERALLY DECADES and moved you around wherever you wanted via my legs and kept you safe inside my head during which I only bonked said head a few times...
T-Rex: ...and now it's time to EARN YOUR KEEP.
T-Rex: I request one (1) good idea, brain, from which I can become insanely rich forever. That's it. You do that, and we're square!
T-Rex: I'M WAITING, BRAIN.
Utahraptor: You realize you are your brain and you're talking to yourself?
T-Rex: Don't listen to him, brain!
T-Rex: You owe me, brain, and this is how you pay me back.
Utahraptor: You ALSO realize that trying to retroactively charge for friendship is really crappy and nullifies that friendship?
T-Rex: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, BRAIN. I WOULD LIKE ONE GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 chocolate straws that make whatever you drink taste like chocolate and then when you're done you can eat the straw
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...They should've sent a poet
