T-Rex: Hey, remember in Star Wars when Darth Vader says "No, I am your father" to Luke? At the risk of having a discussion about Star Wars: WHY IS THAT A BIG DEAL?

T-Rex: This Darth guy has not been in his son's life AT ALL!

T-Rex: And his son was taken away when he was a baby: whoever this guy is, he's had ZERO influence on his son beyond genetics. So why does Luke care? Why does ANYONE care? If a random person came up to me and said he was my father, you know what my reaction would be? "OH, OKAY, I GUESS?? AND HOW DOES THIS CHANGE ANYTHING?"
T-Rex: I would CERTAINLY not scream "noooo" and then fall to my almost certain death, THAT'S for sure.

Utahraptor: But this is a guy Luke hates: that's why he's upset!
T-Rex: SO?

T-Rex: Again, if there's no relationship there, what does it matter? The only POSSIBLE explanation I can see is that other people's emotional attachment to the abstract idea of fatherhood is different than mine!!

Narrator: LATER, THAT IS 100% THE CASE:
T-Rex: Ohh, NOW I get it! Some people see things differently than me, which makes their opinions different and therefore worse than my own!
Narrator: OKAY, THIS IS NOT THE LESSON T-REX SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW