T-Rex: Once upon a time there was a guy named "Jamie" who had PERFECT MEMORY. He would remember... EVERYTHING.

T-Rex: Of course, this made him SUPER socially awkward!

T-Rex: He had no intuition for how normal people remembered things. He'd recognize someone he'd only said two words to while waiting in line at the bank a decade ago and he'd remember them, but when they didn't they'd think he was weird and get creeped out. Other times he'd pretend not to remember someone and they'd get offended. Where was the line for normal people? It was so hard to tell!

Utahraptor: He remembered EVERYTHING?
T-Rex: Everything.

T-Rex: His friends would say "Hey Jamie, what's my password on this stupid website?" and he'd be like "You mean the current one, or the one you used two years ago for a week, or the one from ten years ago, or -" and they'd be like "OBVIOUSLY THE RECENT ONE, GOD, WHY WOULD I EVER CARE ABOUT A PASSWORD FROM TEN YEARS AGO"

T-Rex: When it was 2am and Jamie couldn't sleep and his brain wanted to replay all the times he'd embarrassed himself, it had almost limitless ammo.
T-Rex: IN CONCLUSION: I FORGOT THE MORAL OF THIS STORY, AND I BELIEVE THIS TO BE A SWEET MERCY??