T-Rex: When I was a kid I had a friend who thought that when somebody was "poor" it meant that they were of low quality! Like there were great families and then there were poor families that were just straight-up shabby.
T-Rex: It was cute misunderstanding at the time, though kinda terrible the more you think about it!
T-Rex: ...I sometimes wonder what happened to him.
Narrator: THE END
Utahraptor: Isn't this what social media is for?
T-Rex: Explain!
Utahraptor: Looking up past acquaintances? Satisfying every transient personal curiosity? Your misty-eyed memories of a precocious child will be sandblasted away forever by the reality that, like you, they got hot, old, or BOTH.
T-Rex: Well let's find out!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: HE REFUSED MY FRIEND REQUEST AND GUESS WHAT EVERYONE? GUESS FRIGGIN' WHAT
T-Rex: I WILL NEVER STOP OBSESSING ABOUT THIS
