Narrator: BETTER WAYS TO APPROACH AGING
T-Rex: Hello! Are you someone with a body that's irrevocably getting worse each and every day, and you're powerless to stop it??
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: OH WELL??
T-Rex: Look, don't think of it as "slowly but irrevocably becoming a boring skeleton that nobody cares about". Instead, think of your life as "trying to make your skeleton famous, so that when you die people will be like, damn, I gotta go to that guy's grave, because then I'll be close to his rad skeleton."
T-Rex: WHY ELSE DO PEOPLE VISIT GRAVES??
Utahraptor: The skeleton-centric lifestyle strikes again!
T-Rex: What's wrong with it?
Utahraptor: I've heard of people getting SO into their skeletons that they make sure to die in silty rivers, so their bones over time become fossils, in the hope some unimaginably alien future race will dig them up and say "oh wow, cool".
T-Rex: Hah! I'd like to see th-
Narrator: MEANWHILE, MILLIONS OF YEARS IN THE FUTURE:
Off panel: As you can see, there are several issues with this reconstruction.
Off panel: Why's its ankle like that?
Off panel: I SAID
Off panel: "THERE ARE SEVERAL ISSUES WITH THIS RECONSTRUCTION"
