T-Rex: Hey, I have some surprising news! Supertasters are a real thing!
T-Rex: I know!
T-Rex: I ALSO thought they were just trying to get out of eating their kale!
T-Rex: But it turns out there's a gene called "TAS2R38", which sounds like an uncool name for a gene until you realize it kinda spells "taser38", and this gene is associated with tasting "propylthiouracil", which ITSELF sounds like an uncool name for a chemical until you realize it's shortened to "PROP", as in the massive props the cool people of the world dish out and, in turn, crave from others!
Utahraptor: So supertasters taste stuff the rest of us don't?
T-Rex: And 5% of us show this GENETIC MUTATION.
T-Rex: But it's not, like, a PERK. Fewer foods taste good, more taste gross, and they're at higher risk of COLON CANCER because they don't eat enough veggies. That's right. Apparently not eating enough vegetables can help you get LITERAL CANCER.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: AHHHHHHHH
Narrator: VEGETABLES: HEY, SCREW YOU TOO BUDDY
