T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes adjusted a few gears, tightened a few springs, then brushed off his hands. He'd finally completed his greatest invention yet...
T-Rex: H.O.L.M.E.S., the crime solving robot!
T-Rex: "It's short for Holmes's Outstandingly Leggy Mystery-Explaining Simulacrum," he explained to Watson. "It's a robot self that I gave nice legs to, and also programmed with all my knowledge so now I can solve crimes 24/7." The robot stood before Watson, a voice issuing from deep within the machine. "WHEN I HAVE DELETED THE IMPOSSIBLE WHATEVER REMAINS HOWEVER IMPROBABLE MUST EQUAL THE TRUTH."
T-Rex: "Neato," said Watson.
T-Rex: Holmes directed the robot to the city, then went inside to nap!
Utahraptor: Sherlock would never do that!!
Utahraptor: The dude freebases a 7% solution of cocaine when he's bored: he NEEDS mysteries to live. So why would he ever build a robot to solve them FOR him??
T-Rex: Um, because his first robot, S.H.E.R.L.O.C.K., was currently TERRORIZING LONDON??
T-Rex: Short for "Sexy Hoodlum Enacting Robbery, Larceny, Other Crimes, and Killing"!
Off panel: Why are all Sherlock's robots sexy??
T-Rex: Oh
T-Rex: I think it's mostly their legs
