Narrator: HOW TO USE TUMBLR
T-Rex: Tumblr is a cool social network because it lets people "reblog" your "posts" while also allowing them to "edit them so they can make you say whatever they want"!

T-Rex: So here's how you get started on Tumblr!

T-Rex: First, create an account. Tumblr will ask you to name your "blog". Cool blogs have names like "Pics O' Dogs", "OMG... Dog Pix?!" or "LOL, Just Dog Pics I Guess". Dumb blogs have names like "Breaking World News Conveyed Entirely Through Reaction Gifs".
T-Rex: Wait actually that's a cool blog too, nevermind, SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THAT

Utahraptor: What else can you do on Tumblr?
T-Rex: So much!

T-Rex: You can create photosets of your favourite tv show or movie, share text posts about your favourite tv show or movie, quote your -
Utahraptor: Sure, great, but does Tumblr have images of attractive male celebrities in attractive male situations?
T-Rex: Uh

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