T-Rex: Who is the best at video games? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put to you a simple answer:

T-Rex: ME.

T-Rex: And may I present, exhibit A: a picture of me next to a video game box and giving a thumbs up. Exhibit B: a picture of someone else throwing their controller away in frustration, while in contrast I'M holding my controller calmly and winking coquettishly at the camera. Exhibit C: fan art I made of me and Shigeru Miyamoto where he's holding a sign that says "T-Rex rules at games!! Signed, me, Shigeru Miyamoto".

T-Rex: He invented Mario!
Utahraptor: Objection! BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I KNOW WHO HE IS.

Utahraptor: There's only one way to settle this, and that is for us to play EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME EVER MADE and see who is the best at each of them.
T-Rex: YOU'RE ON. Trial adjourned!
Utahraptor: Yeah I was gonna ask about that trial thing, but you know what, nevermind

Narrator: SIXTEEN WEEKS LATER:
Off panel: Hey, remember when we had, like, jobs?
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH
T-Rex: NOPE