T-Rex: Hello! Do you want to find someone to commit to and share THE ENTIRE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? Because you don't have to! You can just have fun sex with each other and that's it!
T-Rex: We invented that!
T-Rex: We call it "casual sex"!
T-Rex: ...Still here? You heard what I said about casual sex, right? And yet you're not out looking for casual sex partners RIGHT NOW? Hmm. Maybe I didn't explain it right. Okay.
T-Rex: You know how at the office when there's casual Fridays, and you look forward to it all week? What if it was casual Friday every day? And rather than going into work, you straight-up had cool sex instead??
Utahraptor: Why, I'd be fired!
T-Rex: It's a metaphor!
T-Rex: Or an analogy. It's that thing where I compare two things to make you agree with me, you know?
Utahraptor: Analogy.
T-Rex: But there's metaphorical elements to it. Is there, like, a special name for that kind of analogy?
God: T-REX YOU HAVE TURNED A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT LITERARY TECHNIQUES
T-Rex: Obvs! That's how come I get so much casual sex!!
God: I MEAN
God: I'M NOT SURPRISED
Every year we have a Christmas party with the Beguiling, and this year is NO DIFFERENT.. As usual it's at Pauper's Pub in Toronto (539 Bloor St. W.)! It'll be this Wednesday, December 18th, 2013 from 7:30pm-10pm. Come to party with me, Joey Comeau, Kate Beaton and A SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST too. There will even be a SECRET SANTA (this always works out super great and is my favourite part of the evening!)
