T-Rex: Everyone has some problems, right? We all got our own problems. Well.
T-Rex: NOT ANYMORE.
T-Rex: Not if you purchase and then read my new book, "The Dude Without Any Problems! How To Become That Dude By Reading This Book; Also Dude Is Being Used In The Gender-Neutral Sense, So Hello Women, You Too May Buy This Book Please".
Dromiceiomimus: Thanks for including me in your title, T-Rex.
T-Rex: But of course!
Utahraptor: May I get a free sample?
T-Rex: But also of course!
T-Rex: "All problems stem from reality not living up to our hopes and dreams. Either change reality or your hopes and dreams: in other words suck it up, AND/OR, walk it off. THE END."
Utahraptor: Is that... the entire book?
T-Rex: YEP!!
T-Rex: It's short but it costs $200 a copy because I am bad at, like -
T-Rex: - oh, what's it called -
T-Rex: Um, "BUSINESS"??
