T-Rex: Most of the time, we avoid doing things that have a serious chance of hurting us! Thanks, instinct for self-preservation!

T-Rex: You make skydiving more interesting!

T-Rex: But obviously there's risk in ALL sorts of things we do, even if we're not skydiving. I could choke when I eat a sammich or I could get hit by a satellite if I go outdoors!
Dromiceiomimus: And yet, you go outdoors often, and eat sammiches even MORE often!
T-Rex: Because I'm such a PICNIC BADASS??

Utahraptor: By that logic, you cheat death constantly.
T-Rex: Because I'm such an OVERALL, ALWAYS-ON BADASS??

T-Rex: When I eat I'm SPITTING AT DEATH IN THE FACE, and you know that's extra gross because I've got chewed-up food in my mouth. Outdoors there's a constant chance of getting hit by a falling object, or falling into a hole and BECOMING that falling object that hits someone else AND YET HERE I AM. Yeah, I'm pretty much awesome.

Narrator: LATER, T-REX WALKS DOWN SOME STAIRS WITHOUT DYING:
T-Rex: AW YEAH, BABY. Women want me! Men want to BE me!
T-Rex: Some men want me too! And some women don't want me! A lot of women don't even know I exist!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: I'm going back upstairs, it sucks down here!