T-Rex: Hello and welcome to Wow I Guess You Just Had A Kid: Parenthood 101. Raise your hand if your actions have caused a tiny alive person to come out of your body, or the body of someone else!
T-Rex: Those with your hands down: you are looking for Remedial Sexual Education (This Is How Boinking Works)!
T-Rex: It's an easy mistake to make - it's just across the hall. Those of you remaining with a hand raised, please now raise your other hand and clap them together above your head for our guest speaker, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: Hello. You've all done something you can never take back.
T-Rex: Thank you Dromiceiomimus. Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: Greetings, class! Greetings, T-Rex!
Utahraptor: In my section we'll be talking about the UPSIDES to parenthood, including how babies are like dogs that you get to dress up, and also the dog eventually learns how to talk, so you can hang out with your talking dog.
T-Rex: Only they're not dogs.
Utahraptor: Yes but let's pretend.
Off panel: Eventually your talking dog will be old enough to buy you presents, mow the lawn, and pay for its own food. If you're lucky, it'll even take care of you in your old age. Aww!
T-Rex: GOOD DOG!!
