T-Rex: Okay so I didn't help anyone learn about computers yesterday. I MESSED UP. But we will fix that today! YES. Okay!
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: What IS a computer?
T-Rex: Scientists have studied them for years to come up with an answer to this question. These highly specialized scientists, known as "computer scientists", have given up on studying their own fleshy bodies to instead study the hard transistors, the finely sculpted semiconductors, and the gleaming metal bodies of our strange electronic offspring.
Utahraptor: This sounds kinda - sexy?
T-Rex: Damn dude, you know it is!
T-Rex: Computers may have quad-core processors instead of quadriceps, but to the computer scientist these "quads" are just as alluring as the muscles of any flesh Adonis!
Utahraptor: So what IS a computer?
T-Rex: PURE FREEBASED SEX.
