Narrator: HOW TO BLUFF YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY CONVERSATION ABOUT SHAKESPEARE
T-Rex: Shakespeare! He wrote a lot of plays: REMEMBER THAT, because it's kinda all you need to know!
T-Rex: Now watch and learn:
God: T-REX WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MACBETH
T-Rex: It was a good play!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, what do you think of Romeo and Juliet?
T-Rex: It was not as good as some of his other plays!
Dromiceiomimus: Yes, well, that does seem to be the consensus
Utahraptor: T-Rex, what do you think of The Merchant of Venice?
T-Rex: The Merchant of MENACE?!
Utahraptor: No, The Merchant of Venice. Do you think it's more a tragic comedy or a comedic tragedy?
T-Rex: Well friend, I think the option that you agree with! And my reasons are PRETTY OBVIOUS to anyone as distinguished as ourselves!
Utahraptor: Amazing! We agree 100%!!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
Off panel: t-rex, do you ever feel like people expect too much from you and you're really a giant fraud?
T-Rex: Hah hah!
T-Rex: NOPE!!
