T-Rex: Wednesday! The Romans named it after the god Mercury ("Wodanaz") and we continue to this day!

T-Rex: Because nothing's more important than a dude from history that nobody believes in anymore!

Dromiceiomimus: You'd suggest something better in its place?
T-Rex: Yes. LITERALLY ANYTHING. Instead of "I'll see you next Wednesday" we could say something like "Oh, I'll see you next... BURGERDAY". That includes burgers both veggie AND ham, so everyone will be happy!
T-Rex: EVEN THE VEGANS

Utahraptor: I'll see you next VIDEOGAMESAREFUNDAY?
T-Rex: They CAN be fun, yes!

Utahraptor: Okay cool, we'll meet up the day after THEBASEMENTISFULLOFBODIESDAY.
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: It's right after INTHISHOUSEALLTHEBEDROOMDOORSLOCKFROMTHEOUTSIDEDAY? Come on man. This is baby stuff.
T-Rex: ...Huh.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Well paint me orange and call me Garfield, because I hate MON...STROSITIESEMERGEFROMINSIDEYOURMOUTHDAYs!
T-Rex: My question is how do they even get IN there!