T-Rex: "That which we call a rose by any other name would obviously smell the same, but might be more cool to talk about" - William Shakespeare.

Narrator: BETTER NAMES FOR THINGS

T-Rex: Okay everyone! Socks are now "feet mitts". Hats are "head underwear". Underwear is a "sex modesty hat".
Dromiceiomimus: So a hat is a "head sex modesty hat"?
T-Rex: NO, Dromiceiomimus. They are NON-NESTING.
T-Rex: On second thought "head sex modesty hat" sounds real interesting so I'LL OFFICIALLY ALLOW THIS.

Utahraptor: From now on T-Rex is "Namby Pam".
T-Rex: What? NO! I'm barely namby!!

T-Rex: Well YOU'RE now "Downloader Dan".
Utahraptor: I do like downloading things, such as website elements or perhaps a song.
T-Rex: You're not supposed to like it!! You're now "Sloppy Jalopy 3000".
Utahraptor: Futurism! Cool.
T-Rex: NO, OKAY, NOW YOU'RE "COOL BOD TODD"

T-Rex: Wait!!
T-Rex: I want that one for MYSELF