T-Rex: Do you like boats that sank? Sure you do! But are you a TRUE fan of boats that sank?
T-Rex: Well super; I've got good news!

T-Rex: I've started a mailing list for TRUE fans of boats that sank!

T-Rex: TODAY'S MAILING:
T-Rex: Boats! What it's like to be on them
T-Rex: Can a submarine sink... up? Let's find out!
T-Rex: This Summer's Sexy Dresses That Look Like Sunken Boats

Utahraptor: I'd like to subscribe, please!
T-Rex: Done!!

Utahraptor: And I'd like to contribute my articles, "I Ship It: Some Boats That I Pretend Would Like Other Boats", "Bows, Bows, Bows!" and my erotic fiction starring Midshipman First Class James Port, titled "Hard To Port".
T-Rex: All are accepted! Hooray!!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX AND UTAHRAPTOR'S MAILING LIST GAINS LITERALLY DOZENS OF SUBSCRIBERS!
T-Rex: Dear T-Rex and Utahraptor's shared diary!!
T-Rex and off panel: Yaaaaaaay!