T-Rex: What would it be like to be a millionaire? To have effectively unlimited disposable income?
God: WHY DON'T YOU FIND ONE AND ASK THEM
T-Rex: That's not a bad idea!
T-Rex: The only problem is, I don't know any millionaires! Where do you go to meet millionaires? Is there like, a pool I could hang out in? A pool where I can float over and say "Hey, you look nice, maybe we should be friends?"
T-Rex: "I am the only non-millionaire in this pool."
Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: That's the fifth pool this week, and no millionaires!
T-Rex: Just tiny women!
T-Rex: How is it we're SO GOOD at finding pools filled with very tiny women, but no good at finding pools filled with regular-sized millionaires?
Utahraptor: Are we CERTAIN the tiny women aren't millionaires?
T-Rex: Yeah, dollars are way too big for them to hold in their tiny hands.
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: There's a lot about our world that doesn't REALLY make sense
