T-Rex: What's the one song that the most people will hear the most often in their lives? The Probable Worldwide Most Listened To Record Holder? I'll give you a hint: it was composed like 200 years ago!
T-Rex: And we still listen to it super often today, Dromiceiomimus!
Dromiceiomimus: Hmm... that eliminates Deee-Lite's "Groove Is In The Heart", since they weren't invented like 200 years ago.
T-Rex: Yep, though that is a good song, as well as instructional as to the whereabouts of groove. No, it's the Westminster Chimes - the tune you hear on basically every clock that tolls the hour! If you own one or live within earshot of one, you hear it every 15 minutes and the full version each hour!
Utahraptor: That's not a real song though!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, that's SONG RACISM! It is too a real song.
T-Rex: And I'm sorry there's no ELECTRIC GUITARS in it, but when it was composed everyone was dealing with them not being invented yet. "Let's just use church bells," they said. "They weigh literal tons. That's the max bad-ass we can be in this era." ALSO: it has lyrics.
Utahraptor: Really? What are they?
T-Rex: "Oh, Lord our God / Be thou our guide / That by thy help / No foot may slide."
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: It's basically the worst instructional dance ever
