T-Rex: One job I'd love to have AND that I just realized you can get by simply declaring yourself open for business is sex advice columnist. And guess what?
T-Rex: I'm now a sex advice columnist, baby!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, do you have any sex-related questions that you'd like me to answer in my column, "Oh My God, How Could You Not Figure This Out On Your Own?"
Dromiceiomimus: Not if it's called that!
T-Rex: What if I called it "Cloacademia! (The Cloaca Being Our Single Opening Where The Waste Goes Out And The Sex Goes In)"?
T-Rex: "Cloacappella"?
Utahraptor: T-Rex, how do you let a partner know that they're bad at sex and second, how do I know that I'M not bad at it?
T-Rex: Oh boy!!
T-Rex: Gentle "me-statement" hints ("I like it when you do this") can help someone figure out what works for you! And if you and your consenting partner(s) are enjoying themselves, then congrats, you're good at sex. Don't overthink it!
Utahraptor: That was - actually a really good answer!
T-Rex: I know, right? I thought I was gonna answer questions with "Did you know that exes is 'sexy' spelled backwards AND INCORRECTLY?"
T-Rex: No real reason; I've just been looking for a chance to work that in for a while
