T-Rex: Today is the day that I apologize to my girlfriends. To my first few girlfriends, anyway!
T-Rex: Pretty sure I wasn't that great a boyfriend, ladies!!
T-Rex: In my defence: I was new, I didn't know what I was doing, and I'd seen a lot of movies.
Dromiceiomimus: Ouch.
T-Rex: I know!! Whoever writes movies has clearly never been in a relationship before!
Dromiceiomimus: Movies... are actually written by many people?
T-Rex: Well someone needs to get them ALL into mature, adult relationships then! Like, yesterday!
Utahraptor: What'd you do that was so bad?
T-Rex: So much, Utahraptor!
T-Rex: I thought dramatic displays were preferable to genuine feelings; I believed stalkery behaviour was cool when it's from the person you're destined to be with. I - I woke up this morning with the regrets.
Utahraptor: Well, you're older and wiser now.
T-Rex: Yeah, but I wasn't then!!
T-Rex: There's like four girlfriends trapped in the past with a sucky boyfriend. We've got to go back and help them, colon close-bracket!
T-Rex: And FYI, I'm experimenting with emoticons in oral media, not with naming parts of my digestive tract.
T-Rex: ...That's a good idea too though
