T-Rex: We start with the number of planets orbiting red suns!
T-Rex: And we multiply that by the chance of a planet having an unstable nuclear core!
T-Rex: And we multiply that by the fortunate chance of having a parent who is a literal rocket scientist.
Dromiceiomimus: Good god! You're not - it couldn't be -
T-Rex: - YES, Dromiceiomimus. YES.
T-Rex: I'm calculating the EXPECTED REAL-LIFE SUPERMAN GENERATION RATE.
Utahraptor: But we have basically no idea how many habitable planets there are in the universe!
T-Rex: True!
T-Rex: But we know OUR sun will be a red dwarf eventually. So it's just the odds of our species surviving long enough, times the odds of having a rocket scientist parent, times the odds of free superpowers when landing on a strange planet orbiting a queer yellow sun!
Utahraptor: So... zero?
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: I'm going back to bed
