T-Rex: I am not a guy who has the best record with Christmas presents! Or the best record with presents in general. Or the best um, record, of any description.
T-Rex: ANYWAY THAT IS ALL CHANGING TODAY.
T-Rex: I'm going to get thoughtful experiential gifts, Dromiceiomimus! I'm going to examine your entire life and decide what one, singular experience your life has been leading to that you've not yet accomplished, and then, I'm going to provide you with that experience! Doesn't that sound -
Dromiceiomimus: foreboding?
T-Rex: AMAZING??
Utahraptor: I appreciate the idea, but this sounds like it's an impossible gift!
T-Rex: Impossibly amazing?
Utahraptor: Sure, but also impossibly expensive and difficult. I appreciate it, but I'd rather just have some hangouts!
T-Rex: It's too late; you guys already know about the idea! THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION is to now travel back in time and murder myself to prevent my gift promises from ever being made!!
God: THAT'S UM
God: THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT T-REX
T-Rex: Seriously?
T-Rex: Man, I have got to have like the loosest grasp on Christianity EVER
