Narrator: OKAY T-REX, YOU'RE CAPTAIN ROBERT SCOTT AND YOU'VE MADE A TRIP TO ANTARCTICA ON THE DISCOVERY. IT WAS A BIG SUCCESS! YOU GOT PROMOTED TO CAPTAIN.
T-Rex: I thought I already was captain!

Narrator: NO, I CALLED YOU THAT BECAUSE THAT'S THE RANK YOU DIE WITH.
T-Rex: I'm gonna DIE?!

Narrator: T-REX PLEASE TRY TO STAY IN CHARACTER HERE, OKAY?
T-Rex: No problem! *ahem*
T-Rex: I, CAPTAIN ROBERT SCOTT, am going to die?!
Dromiceiomimus: Not before you marry me: Kathleen Bruce! We meet at a party and love each other very much. We have a kid, too!
T-Rex: Hey! On that note, I'm going back to Antarctica!

Utahraptor: Why? You've been there before!
T-Rex: But I never reached the pole!

T-Rex: And my FRIENEMY Shackleton just got back from there, and HE came within 180km of it! I've totally got to beat him.
Utahraptor: Shackleton? Isn't he the guy who, while in Antarctica when EVERYONE was starving, gave one Frank Wild his only biscuit of food for the day?

Off panel: And Frank wrote in his diary, "All the money that was ever minted would not have bought that biscuit, and the remembrance of that sacrifice will never leave me"?
T-Rex: YES
T-Rex: This may be an inopportune time to mention it but I consider him to be a TOTAL DICK