T-Rex: I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but here we are, and there's nothing left for me to do but say it.
T-Rex: Fashion is WAY TOO HARD.
T-Rex: For serious!
T-Rex: I think, "Oh, I'll get a nice vest, that's fashionable!" but then I wear it with the wrong shirt and OH NO, now I've somehow clothed myself in experimental unstable ANTIFASHION.
Dromiceiomimus: So you've got the ingredients, but can't put them together?
T-Rex: I've got the ingredients, but they mutually annihilate and the only output of the reaction is I end up looking like a rube!
T-Rex: Hence my declaration of just a few seconds ago!
Utahraptor: Why not read some fashion magazines?
T-Rex: The problem THERE is everyone will say "Oh, THAT guy subscribes to 'Classy Chappy Cuarterly': I can tell by his scarf or whatever." And every time I try to freestyle I mess it up!
Utahraptor: You really do find fashion difficult, don't you?
T-Rex: Yeah! Why do you think I walk around naked all the time??
T-Rex: Actually, no, that's not true!
T-Rex: I've got like a thousand REALLY GOOD REASONS for doing that
