Narrator: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
T-Rex: Relationships are when you put two people in a jar, and then, you shake the jar!
T-Rex: And relationships are complicated and stuff, but DON'T WORRY: you know how many folks there are on the planet? Almost SEVEN BILLION FOLKS. That's so many folks; if you screw up with one of 'em, you can always start fresh with someone new! I'll say it again because it's totally worth repeating: there are SO MANY FOLKS.
Utahraptor: Burn your bridges?
T-Rex: No, man!
T-Rex: Just say "Look, I think it's pretty clear SOMEONE messed up this relationship. But listen, whatever, there's literally BILLIONS of other people to talk to, so NO BIGGIE."
Utahraptor: I'm not sure this is good advice.
T-Rex: Don't be so negative! This is EXCELLENT ADVICE.
T-Rex: If you continue to be so negative, man, I can just find someone else to talk to! Billions of other potential friends, remember?
Off panel: Yeah, but how do you find them?
T-Rex: Hello? Dialing 555-0001 and then 0002 and then 0003?
T-Rex: And then talking about my INTERESTS??
