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T-Rex: WOWZA BOWZA! I GOT, LIKE, HALF A VOMIT STUCK IN MY THROAT.

Narrator: HALF A VOMIT COMICS
T-Rex: cough
T-Rex: hack

T-Rex: IT'S NO GOOD. EVERYTHING TASTES BAD AND THE REST COULD FLY OUT ANY DANG MINUTE!!
Dromiceiomimus: WELL PLEASE TURN AWAY FROM ME IF IT DOES!
House: 〚smiling〛 thank you

T-Rex: YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL JUST FACE THIS WAY TO PREVENT ANY UNWANTED SPEW CONTACT.
Girl: 〚running away〛 HA HA NO THANK YOOOU!
Utahraptor: HEY TREX, CHECK OUT MY USED BAND-AID

T-Rex: 〚vomiting〛 OH GOSH, WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT RIGHT NOW, UTAHRAPTOR!! OH GOSH OH NNOOOAGHBLFG
Utahraptor: 〚underline〛 WOAH

T-Rex: 〚in bed, with hot soup and crackers〛 IF YOU VOMIT ON YOUR FRIEND, THEN YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO CALL IT A DAY!