T-Rex: The problem with trying to achieve immortality by setting a world record is that there's always going to be someone better than you! If I eat 50 burgers, some chump will eventually eat 51!
T-Rex: And though I never thought I'd say it, fifty-one is just TOO MANY BURGERS.
T-Rex: What I need is a world record that can never be beaten.
Dromiceiomimus: You could be the first to do something!
T-Rex: Yeah, but all the GOOD firsts have been taken; all that's left are the duds! I don't want to be the first person to be kissed by a horse who really means it.
T-Rex: I - I just DON'T.
Utahraptor: You should've been Jacques Piccard or Don Walsh!
T-Rex: What'd they do?
Utahraptor: They made the first voyage to the very deepest part of the ocean, the Challenger Deep. It's a first, but it's also a FARTHEST, as these guys went literally as deep as you can go on Earth. It's a record that can only be tied, not beaten!
T-Rex: ...You could dig a hole.
T-Rex: What? All I'm saying is it's conceivable that one day someone will go to the bottom of the ocean, dig a hole, and sit in their ship in that hole for a while!
T-Rex: The future sparkles with possibility, UTAHRAPTOR
