T-Rex: God, you're omnipotent, right? Which means you can do ANYTHING?
God: SURE
God: I GUESS
T-Rex: Super!

T-Rex: Then I would like for you to create... A ROCK SO HEAVY THAT YOU COULD NEVER LIFT IT!!

God: OKAY DONE
T-Rex: What? You just did it?
God: YES AND LET ME TELL YOU
God: THIS
God: MY FRIEND
God: IS ONE HEAVY ROCK

T-Rex: Man, that was SUPPOSED to illustrate the paradox of omnipotence!
Utahraptor: Ah, yes!

Utahraptor: If you can do anything, then you can do things that prevent yourself from doing other things, and therefore, you can't do anything.
T-Rex: Yeah, except I asked God to make a rock he couldn't lift, and he did!
Utahraptor: Well, this could mean he's not omnipotent anymore!

God: NO MAN I CHANGED MYSELF SO I CAN LIFT IT AND NOW I'M SO RIPPED THAT WHEN I FLEX MY SHIRT TEARS OPEN
God: THE REAL QUESTION IS CAN I MAKE A SHIRT SO TOUGH THAT MY NEW MUSCLES WON'T TEAR IT
God: PRETTY SURE THE ANSWER IS NOPE