T-Rex: People's last words are sometimes awesome. It's a thing: if they get the chance to, folks choose them carefully! In contrast, people's first words are usually boring, similar AND similarly boring!
T-Rex: We need to start recording people's middle words!
T-Rex: I'd love to know what my middle sentence is: the one right between my first "mama" or "dada" and my final "I confess, old bean, I never cared for durian". It might be revealing!
Dromiceiomimus: You'd have to be dead though.
T-Rex: Or I could just take a vow of silence until I die!
Utahraptor: You'd also need total surveillance recording your every utterance!
T-Rex: Well, OBVIOUSLY.
Utahraptor: But this sentence is just gonna be something random anyway. Why not choose a random sentence from your diary and avoid, um, THE NEED TO LIVE IN A SURVELLIANCE STATE THAT RECORDS EVERY SINGLE SPEECH ACT?
T-Rex: Why not? Why not? I'll tell you why not!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Utahraptor?
Off panel: Yes, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Listen, I still really value our friendship
