T-Rex: I've made the Best Conceptual Hallowe'en Costume EVER this year! Check it out:
T-Rex: I'm someone from the past!
Dromiceiomimus: Neat! So you're wandering around being all agog at electricity and airplanes and stuff!
T-Rex: No no, sorry, I should have specified: I'm from the RECENT past. Like, past three years. I'm walking around saying "Oh, wow! Check out all these incremental improvements."
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.
Utahraptor: So what's in the news three years ago?
T-Rex: Um, lots of the - politics?
T-Rex: Actually, I'm someone from three years ago who ALSO didn't follow the news.
Utahraptor: Ah. So if you're someone from three years ago, shouldn't you be dressing up for Hallowe'en? Hallowe'en 2005?
T-Rex: ....Yes.
T-Rex: I am about to.
Narrator: HALLOWE'EN 2011:
T-Rex: HEY UTAHRAPTOR! I'M DRESSED UP AS MYSELF FROM THREE YEARS AGO!
Off panel: Why are you yelling?
T-Rex: BECAUSE I'M STILL KINDA CHEESED ABOUT YOU TEARING APART MY 2008 COSTUME AND IN THE INTERVENING YEARS I HAVE BECOME ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER AT EXPRESSING MYSELF
