T-Rex: People like different songs because they have different tastes in music. This I concede.
T-Rex: However!
T-Rex: I still think there could be One Perfect Song!
T-Rex: I think some day, someone - let's say, ME - might sit down and write a song that is legitimately great. A song that transcends personal taste and never gets old and is everyone's favourite, without exception. The best of all possible songs. What would the music world be like if there were no longer any chance of anyone else having a number one song - THE number one song? What if everyone was left fighting for second place?
Utahraptor: I actually think it would be fascinating!
T-Rex: Really?
Utahraptor: Yeah! It would be amazing seeing how some artists react, knowing that the best epitaph they could hope for was "runner up". I think you'd see a lot of esoteric music, exploring areas that aren't in the number one song!
T-Rex: Well! I guess I'd better get to work, huh?
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE SOMEONE HAS ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED THIS:
Off panel: Yo, I'm not number one but I'm still good / My parents know that I've done / basically the best I could!
T-Rex: Man! I miss OLD gangsta rap.
